Funny Birthday Card. When I Was Born, I Was Given A Choice - A Big Schlong, Or A Good Memory... Birthday Card For Him. Card #384

> This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded).
> This card has been left blank inside for your own message.
> Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside.
> Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve.
> Watermark will not appear on card.